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01-23-2010, 10:01 PM
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nach basanti nach
A Family Saw ""Sholay"" Movie
Came Back Home And Husband Romantically Said To Wife "" Nach Basanti Nach"" Child Added ""Nahin Basanti Is Kute K Samne Mat Nachna"" |
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01-23-2010, 10:04 PM
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Pakistan Post office ney, "Asif Zardari" ki tasweer waley tickets jaari ker diyea hain. AWAAM puch rahi hai key "Thook kis taraf lagana hai!" |
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01-23-2010, 10:06 PM
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A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . He replaced friend with father in the essay and it read: I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.. MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOR. yarakhono.........sardarji ta kho da blondes record chora chora ko..... |
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01-23-2010, 10:08 PM
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1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee. sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!! |
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01-23-2010, 10:10 PM
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sardar ji ki bewi mar gai--sardar ji kafan leny gia---dukandar nay kafan ka kaprra dia-----sardar ji kuch bola ,, jisay sun ky dukandar bay hosh ho gia.. sardar.. is may aur colors dikawo |
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01-23-2010, 10:18 PM
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A man went to police station to report that his wife was lost & missing. There he found another person reporting the same. The police man asked the person who was there earlier, "How does your wife look like??" That man replied, "She is a smart, good looking woman, 5 feet 8 inch, 36-28-32, beautiful & attractive body with blonde hairs" Police man noted down those details and asked the other person, "What does your wife look like?" He said in excitement, "Forget mine, let's go and find his wife!!!" |
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01-25-2010, 12:34 AM
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lol thanks for sharing
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