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A sardar had just given an english exam. His friend asks "so how was it?"
He replies "Not very good. I didn't know the third form of think. So I thought and thought and thought... and wrote 'thunk'." |
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Black tie party
A Sardar received an invitation, to a party which said “Black Tie Only”!! When he went to the party he was surprised to find the other invitees wearing trousers and shirts as well !!!!
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Sodaless Picnic
Once three sardars decided to go on a picnic. When they got there, they realized they had forgotten the soda. So, the youngest sardar said he would go home and get the soda if the others promised not to eat the sandwiches until he got back. An hour, a couple of hours, then all day went by. Both sardars were now very hungry. Finally one of the sardars said: “Oh, come on, he is not going to be back. Let’s eat the sandwiches.” Suddenly, the youngest sardar popped up from behind a rock and said: “If you do, I wont go.” ------------
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Sardar Auto Repair Shop
Four sardars wanted to open an auto repair shop. They bought the best car servicing equipment and soon inaugurated the repair shop. They all waited eagerly on the inaugural day; but no customer arrived. A couple of days passed, there were no cars that came in for repairs. A week, then a month went by, there were no cars. After all, how could cars come in, the sardars had put up their garage on the second floor.
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10. How Can You Be Sure Someone Is A Sardar?Sardarji Jokes
* Sends a fax with a postage stamp on it. * Tries to drown a fish in water. * Trips over a cordless phone. * Thinks socialism means partying. * Studies for a blood test and fails. * Gets stabbed in a shoot-out. * Puts lipstick on his forehead because he wants to make up his mind. * Takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept. * At the bottom of the application form where it says: "Sign Here", he puts 'Scorpio'. * Sells the car for gas money. * Misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead. * Drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left", he turns around and goes home. * Gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
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ty ty
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funny ones
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